[SlapStickStrike (Stealth Changing Line)] Toaru Elf o Hikitorimashite Shunmin no Hi | Taking Care of a Certain Elf ~A Day of Spring's Slumber~ [English] [THOT Patrol Translations] [Digital]

I was hoping this would be English English, but it'll do.

wow really intellectual

that moment when even as a native english speaker the translations are still too hard to understand D: im a simple man i just want to read shit clearly and fap, i can barely understand anything without trying my hardest to understand but oh well i guess lol

I couldn't fap to this. I was more interested in the translations.

"Like Grendel before dawn, she dines me whole...". Never thought I'd witness a "Beowulf" reference on a hentai. Bravo my friend. Bravo. I really enjoy these translations and the style!

The comments made me laugh like crazy. You guys and gals should read the prequel. Fucking hilarious.

quite a piece aint it

This translation is fucking retarded whoever did this should be beaten

I happen to come across this OwO

Seeing this get translated brought tears to my eyes.

I really had to wiki 26x, didn't I? (One for the shotacon)

Glad I took old English classes

I love this

Old english? I even saw a thorn

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" For fun..." just kys!

there is a 50/50 that the story ends good or bad

........:(((

I propose a "cool translation" tag or "lit translation" tag. If anything, I also want a "plot" or "story line" tag as well.

@BigCock666 'Middle Ages' you Mongoloid not 'Middle Age'

THOT Patrol deliver patrician translation as always

When you came for hentai but got a Shakespeare play instead

nigga we ain't living in the middle age

nigga i came to fap not read literature

Terngiang-ngiang daku reading dis one.

Deus vult bruda

I hate these authors who try to lend validity to their stories by throwing in this old ass dialect that I cannot follow.

bad translate

So, did your one-eyed snake swell in thrill? did you stroke your rose-eyed roundel?

It was funny when Thot Patrol translated chapter 1 but I was really hoping they were going to re-translate chapter 1 and translate chapter 2 properly but it seems they still plan to troll us.

As a non native english speaker I didn't understand anything in this, sadly.

how is this idiom called, ancient english right ? wtf the story is good first part here https://nhentai/v/221407/

a glorious sequel

What the fuck is this!?

Poetic Porn

This is a troll translation right?