[SlapStickStrike (Stealth Changing Line)] Toaru Elf o Hikitorimashite | Taking Care of a Certain Elf [English] [THOT Patrol Translations] [Digital]

Loving them translations

Very well made

that was well done, loved the language. Ive read Beowulf before. this matched the style of of beowulf, not exactly at all parts, but that is language anyways. The fun part is getting this into old english though......as beowulf is one of the last remaining books in old english. awesome read though.

Interesting translation, fund myself speaking in verse for a while after reading this.

That was a fun read.

Finally, a decent elf hentai, it's good despite the odd translation

I certainly feel good about being able to not only cum to this but understand it too. Great read!

"it gushes like a geyser, gods have mercy" ROFL

A tag for this, is missing it seems. Disappointment be, I wait for more.

God bless you Thot Patrol

That was pretty great, but can they do it in iambic pentameter?

trolololololo

Thine hast tickled my fancy once more, with words. Grace upon ye all, thot patrol!

LOL thot patrol translations

To give so much effort and love to a hentai such as this, deserves so much praise

Ok, now to add THOT patrol translation as my favorite translation team because this one sold

I'd like a more normal translation for fapping but this is an excellent read.

i want that font

I can't fap to this. Shakespeare would kill me.

I didn’t even beat my meat to this, I just enjoyed the read.

Best fucking doujinshi I've ever read, fucking hell this is gold

I fucking loved this one. And yes I can understand it. No I'm not a lit major

Anything by these translators is an instant favorite

The translator is obviously a man of culture...

WHAT the fuck is with this shakespeare translation i only understood that they fucked

@EvolutionKills My man legit, that was my experience as well, I had the dumbest grin on my face while reading this masterpiece which we will not get in the Realm Of Hentai for ages.

i almost thought i am reading in moon rune

i do not mind the verse, it is not a bother, amusing even, but, that font, oh that font! it's as cancer as it gets

Tis praise the artist for giving us such a noble hentai

this was too damn funny, I couldn't make weep my manstock to this

I learned more reading this hentai than i ever did reading Beowulf in english class

Holy shit, they put a LOT of effort in this

The font is kinda annoying but that old english though 10/10

Loved the effort put into making this Kudos to the translators

@goshdarnit - That would be me. Two pages in, once I realized that the style of dialogue was going to be a thing, I had the biggest dumb grin across my face as I read the rest of it. I don't care if it was the most 'accurate' translation, obviously it's not, but reading it was certainly an experience. It's just about the only one of these things that had me interested enough to read the translation team's 'afterward' page, to see what in the hell they were doing.

LMAFO "her plump posterior, a pleasure to behold"I'm dead.

@goshdarnit Counterpoint to your comment: Most people hate and revile feces but there are people in the world who actually eat their own fresh shit.

translated by master yoda, it was

every Thot Patrol Translations' works are just rewriting. should not be seen as authentic translation for the original japanese lines :D

I fucking loved this, when is thot patrol getting a group so I can see all their work in one place?

Counterpoint to most comments: Somewhere out there is someone who fucking loved this.

My god that font.

I would make a comment about the translations but if Elf/Vanilla is involved, I couldn't care less... #FreeTheElves

I'm sorry, I know this is a serious translation and the translator gave a lot of effort in here, but I laughed a lot and couldn't fap at some lines

Shakespeare meets hentai.

I mean the art and story is good but the way they talk is frustrating to read. I want to enjoy this but the whole Shakespeare writing is a turn off

The reading did get a little annoying but i like it nonetheless, even if it took me about 5 minutes to read.

Im sure the translators put a lot of effort into translating it like this but i have to say, that the font is really anoying to read and ofcourse the whole old english reverse style is not what i want to read when reading a doujin.

It's more of Shakespearean way of speech. Anyone know if there's a regular one?

did Yoda translate this?